Funniest Monkey: Build A Sentence

Hey monkeys! Angie6392 here bringing you your latest tail laughing! This week on That MiniMonos Blog for Funniest Monkey, we want you to Build A Sentence. Over to Bananatastic for more details:

This week for the funniest monkey we want to see how creative you can get with words. A word bank is provided below and we want you to use those words to fill in the following sentence. Your goal is to make the sentence as funny as possible!
Word bank:

Shoe	Wig	Chicken	Bacon
Grilled Cheese	Water	Happy	Sad
Mad	Excited	Friend	Brother
Banana	Coconut	Pet	Uncle
Donut	Mole	Mustache	Toe

There once was a monkey with a ___________ on his ___________. But, he was very ___________ because a ___________ asked to be his ___________ on MiniMonos.
Here's my example:
There once was a monkey with bacon on his toe. But, he was very coconut because a chicken asked to be his mole on MiniMonos.
Lets see how funny you can make yours... I want to LMTO (Laugh my tail off)!

 You can submit your entry by clicking HERE and commenting on the Party Master blog. Good luck to all entering monkeys. That's your news for today, with,
Angie6392