Funniest Monkey: Original Jokes

Heya monkeys!
Here is this weeks Funniest Monkey post, made by the fantastic Bananatastic!

This week for the funniest monkey we want to hear creative, funny, and original jokes! You can submit as many jokes as you want, but make sure they're jokes that you've created yourself!

We're really looking forward to hearing all of the hilarious things you monkeys send in!

Hehe! Nice one!
I love this idea for a contest, what about you?
Make sure to enter your funny jokes! And comment your thoughts here!
LMTO,
MonkeyRock